7.The Water Buffalo Song

From Episode 1--Where's God When I'm S-Scared?

Larry:'Everybody's got a water buffalo, yours is fast but mine
is slow.
Oh where'd we get them? I don't know, but everybody's got a
water
buffalo-ooooooooo.
I took my buffalo to the store, got his head stuck in the door,
spilled
some lima beans on the floor. Oh everybody's got a ...'

Archibald: 'Stop it, stop, stop right this instant! What do you
think
you're doing? You can't say everyone's got a water buffalo when
everyone
does not have a water buffalo! We're going to get nasty letters
saying,
'Where's my water buffalo? Why don't I have a water buffalo?'
And are
you prepared to deal with that? I don't think so! Just stop
being so
silly!'

Narrator: 'This has been Silly Songs with Larry. Tune in next
time to
hear Larry sing ...'

Larry: 'Everybody's got a baby kangaroo, yours is pink but mine
is blue.
Hers was small but ...'